I had to get out of the car at one stage so Gemma the Top Camera Lady could get some shots from the back seat, so they dropped me off at a Porsche dealership.
I got out of the squad car in the car park in front of this two story glass and steel structure. The police car had blacked out windows so the staff inside couldn't see Gemma or the cops. So all they saw was a police car with sirens blaring coming to a halt in their car park and a man wearing a black longcoat get out of the back seat and come striding towards them.
"I need two of your fastest 911s," I said to the salesman. "It's a matter of national security."
I didn't really, but I felt like I ought to say something, so I explained what was going on.
"Oh," said the salesman, looking disappointed, "I thought you were a customer."
They offered me a coffee. I got the full Porsche dealership experience (Sky News, every single daily paper, a leather banquette and a flirtatious receptionist) without having to shell out for a Porsche.
£30,000 for a new entry level Boxter, if you're interested.
Anyway we got the job done and met up with veteran reporter (hee hee) Marcus Powell and the sat truck in the car park of the Red Lion, Ayot Green.
|Marcus n' me|
Afterwards I rewarded myself with a pint of ginger beer shandy. Then we had a snowball fight and went home.